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Let’s face it, the now weekly release of Vampire books, dare I say is a ‘trend’ that is here to stay. So it was only a matter of time before an actual 'How To Date a Vampire’ book would hit the shelves. So if you’re in need of a visual, let’s say how to decipher between Goth, Emo, Gamer or Vampire! Or how about narrowing down your taste? I mean is he really going to want to sink his Fangs into you? Also learn the tips and tricks for Timeless cough-cough I mean centuries old Beauty (slather on the SPF 100 and don’t forget your Foundation in Moonbeam). Most importantly finding the perfect shade of crimson lipstick, I recommend a tube of NARS in Fire Down Below, it’ll give you that ‘I just had a liter of O/B+’ and it was GOOD!’ look. And don’t underestimate the power of the all too important Pick Up Line. Classics like, “Do you have a Goblet Ready? Because I cut my knee when I fell for you?” or “If looks could Kill, Van Helsing would be out of a job.” All this may seem daunting, but c’mon just think in a matter of weeks or a few months if you’re lucky, you’ll be nestled together atop a massive fir looking over the Colombia Gorge. Just watch out for tricky gift wrapping or it’ll be the end of your whirlwind romance.
Reviewed By Penelope B. |
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